Phil Holbrook

Some millennial fuckboy who likes to DM people he doesn't know asking if they want to smoke with him and his girl. If not he will block you on FB.

Has anyone ever actually smoked with Phil Holbrook and his girl?

Who TF is Phil Holbrook ?
Phil Holbrook added me on FB again asking if I want to smoke with him and his girl.
Phil Holbrook blocked me on FB!

by jgroneill August 15, 2018

philanthropath

A wealthy person who supposedly makes a philanthropic donation, but does so knowing full well they are actually making an investment into yet another agenda of theirs.

Bill Gates' $10,000,000,000 "compassionate donations" to worldwide vaccines yielded a 20-to-1 financial return for him, making him one of the larges philanthropaths in the US.

by JulesV June 25, 2022

Phil

A dodgy cretin that hangs around children

Oi you see that guy over there bet his names Phil

by Big Joe Alcock October 28, 2020

phil swift

FLEX TAPE NOW THATS A LOTA DAMAGE

PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE

by knljndljsb jl,sn ,jlvknbsj,v May 17, 2018

Going Phelps

Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…

Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?

Guy 1: No man… Coitus.

by iheartoldblum December 17, 2008

Phil's girlfriend

Non-Existant. Pretty much discovered theres no evidence one existed

Phil says hes dated two girls. both deny the claims strongly. So theres no solid evidence Phil's Girlfriend exists but Phil is working on something more non binary that won't quite the nerves

::uhh huh huh somebody said phil and the nerves::
::crowd cheers:: ::hope he ends it::

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022

Philadelphia Chinese Store

A business that is open till 3am or later and is a hot spot for robberies,shootings, and outside drug sales. Protected by bullet glass the cashier serves orders through a carousel window and is a neighborhood favorite to buy a losey, a dutch, chicken wings or some General Tso's chicken.

"I'ma go to the chinese store to get some of them chicken wings".

"The big store tonight at 11 is a double shooting outside a Philadelphia Chinese store".

by MrMr September 8, 2013