Phil

A dad. Most likely divorced with seven or more children. You can find him on the golf course or behind a poker table. Tells dad jokes like no other and has all the best dance moves. Has his own catchphrase: “fuck me right.” He spends a lot of time watching sports in his recliner. Will spend hours teaching his kids about self defense and boat motors. Wears dad hats and always has to be in charge, especially while driving. Probably has a red bull addiction from lack of sleep. Tends to attract more deer than women.

“That guy over there has a real nice golf swing!”
“Yeah he’s a real Phil!”

by Jalyssa October 22, 2018

Phil

A male name, typically used in the 70s. It was widely used in North West England, especially in areas on the Wirral and in Ellesmere Port.

Phil has traits such as stupidness; smelliness, and retardness.

“There’s that Phil from Great Sutton”
“Oh ye there he is, Phil Clench”

by grettelcitycouncik October 27, 2018

Phil

A guy with a great personality, has a long cock, makes you laugh so hard that you pee your pants a lil, can get annoying at times, but is the loyalist guy you will ever meet,he is a guy who will always be there for you no matter what happens.

“Is that Phil over there damn he look good today, do you see his dick print girl it so big”

by Eralest November 24, 2018

Phil

Is Gay and dumb but he loves his girl named veronica and will eat any type of food and will have fun with anyone around the world and is a mix of peru and ecuador.

Person 1- who is that
person 2- that is phil
person 1-Oh no

by Ernesto,saul February 12, 2019

Phil

Kak at making puns.

Ah no, there goes Phil. Phil is so kak at making puns.

by Jana_Banana April 10, 2019

Phil

Phillip loves the strong bow

Hey it’s phillip here I’m a alcoholic

by Louiek27 August 27, 2019

Phil

Amazing, mysterious, compassionate

Phil's usually come hand in hand with Nicole

Everybody needs a Phil

Phil is the perfect best friend!

by Nikkinicole5987 November 17, 2019