Phailcakes

Failed attempt at spelling and/or making pancakes.

(IM convo)
person S: I really want panackess right now!
person J: Phailcakes? u failed at spelling pancakes.

by ToxicZombieKitty January 31, 2009

Phallic Icicle

When ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the penis long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of cum to hang from the bellend.

john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i passed out.

carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?

john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees

by flangeface March 27, 2011

phalange fusion

The act of two or more males engaging in the act of placing their penises parallel to each other and simultaneously penetrating any orifice (i.e. mouth, vagina, anus), thus creating a fusion of their sexual phalanges.

I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.

by phalangefusion January 31, 2017

Phallic Chamber

Where a man stores his man essence. One may use this word in place of the more vulgar ways of saying "Man's Genitals"

"Hey Kevin, how big is your Phallic chamber?"

"Eugh! I hate using such vulgar language to describe male genitals! Thankfully, I can use Phallic chamber as an alternative."

by Pasha D. July 14, 2018

phemme phallic

A woman such a pronounced adam's apple and bulge she could have only at one time been a man.

I thought Sandra was pretty cute, but upon closer examination she turned out to be yet another Phemme Phallic

by Phemme Phallic January 11, 2021

phalanges

They're technically your finger bones. Also mentioned in friends, as phoebe calls herself Regina Phalange and claims to rachel there is something wrong with her plane to paris's left phalange.

Also, an awesome handshake in which you and another person put your hands out, wiggle them, and say "phalanges"! it's something much cooler than a high five, but given for the same reasons.

"Do you have DSL?"
"No you perve, i have FiOS"
*laughs*
"Now gimme some phalange"

*awkward silence*
"PHALANGES!" =)

by phalangeloverx April 6, 2009

EPIC PHAIL

To fail so epicly you cannot just explain it using the word "Fail" But you have to say it "Phail" fail

Also an antonym to EPIC, can be used as derogatory or as a compliment in Halo live
EPIC

1. John is such an epic phail he doesn't even know what he's talking about.
2. That was such an epic phail with the scarab gun he killed my entire team!

by Haydon March 23, 2008