ass plasma

Ass plasma is when you have explosive diarrhea and fart at the same time.

Ass plasma adds to the ass states of matter:

Solid - normal poo.

Liquid - Ass Liquid .

Gas - Farts.

Plasma - Ass plasma.

Dave: Are you still sick?
Eric: Yup, im constantly having ass plasma. Yuck! Well, its worse for my mother having to clean it up...

by AE4 June 11, 2016

wtf plasma

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by JohnMew May 18, 2021

jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.

His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

PBGasm

A special type of nerdgasm exclusive to fans and/or subscribers of the YouTube channels PenutButterGamer and PBGameplay experienced when watching your favorite PBG videos on a constant loop

I am watching so many of the best PBG videos in the world right now, I could die of a PBGasm

by Caucasian Asylum December 3, 2014

Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.

I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.

by TonyID March 15, 2010

plasma

when a girl is so pectorially challenged that her chest actually resembles a plasma screen tv.

is she hot?
yeah she's not bad, but she's absolutely plasma.
that sucks.
yeah.

by peekers May 25, 2008

Plasma rifle

A really cool weapon. It appears in many video games, especially in FPS games.

My plasma rifle is out of ammo. Dammit.

John got his plasma rifle and blew up the wall.

by JohnStalvern June 16, 2010