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La penta

Slang for Prison in Spanish.

Also known As the "pen house"
1. Welcome to La Penta bitch, You can start by dropping your pants.

3. Someone that wants to scare you Would say, "we take yur cheeks in La penta.
by -Cl0N3B0I- August 24, 2010
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Pentonville Rubber

The condom which you have reserved for a special female. Pentonville Road runs between King's Cross and Angel Islington in London and the Pentonville Rubber is only for use between a king and an angel.
She's so fit I'd get out my Pentonville Rubber for her.

I'll use my Pentonville rubber if she'll let me fuck her
by Mattaus Muller April 27, 2009
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pentasexual

A person attracted to inanimate objects, men, women, animals, and hermaphrodites (a word that asshat down there should learn how to spell).
The pentasexual girl has no problem with any kind of sexual practice.
by shadow98 December 28, 2005
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pentagram

A pentagram is a five pointed star. Traditionally, the five points of the star represent the four elements (Earth, Water, Fire, and Air) and Spirit. An upright pentagram represents the triumph of spirit over matter, while an inverted pentagram represents the descent of spirit into matter. Pentagrams are often used in magick, usually to invoke or banish elemental energies when casting a circle. Not to be confused with a pentacle, which is simply a pentagram with a circle around it.

Historical associations of the pentagram include the five senses, the five fingers, the five wounds of Christ, and astrological representation of the five planets: Jupiter, Mercury, Mars and Saturn, and Venus. Modern day associations include: the upright pentagram (or pentacle) as a symbol of adherents to Wicca/Paganism/Witchcraft (much as a Christian would wear a cross as a symbol of their faith). An inverted pentagram with a goat's head, called the Sigil Baphomet, is the official symbol for the Church of Satan.
Earthsong called upon the elemental energies, describing an invoking pentagram at each quarter of the circle.

Unfortunately, the pentagram and pentacle have been mass marketed along with "punk-rock" in stores such as Hot Topic and Spencers as a form of teenage rebellion (remember the movie "The Craft"? Ugh!).
by witchypoo1975 March 18, 2008
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pentecostal

A Christian denomination founded in 1901 on Asuza Street in Los Angeles, California. During a time when racism had made its way through Christian denominations and split the faith by skin color, people of all different ethnicities became entangled in love with the birth of the Pentecostal Movement.

Particularly different from other denominations, Pentecostals believe that miracles, signs, and "gifts of the Spirit" are still operational in modern society. The gift that occurs most frequently in Pentecostal churches is glossalalia, also known as "speaking in tongues." Most often manifests itself, not in speaking other human languages, but in speaking in the tongues of angels (1 Corinthians 14:2, 1 Corinthians 13).

Pentecostalism is the fastest growing Christian denomination in the world by conversion and arguably makes Christianity the fastest growing religion. (Islam is the fastest growing religion by birth, but Christianity is the fastest growing by converts.)

There are many different groups within Pentecostalism itself: some which believe in the Trinity, others which deny it and believe in the Oneness of God; some which baptize solely in Jesus' Name (Acts 2:38), and others which baptize in "the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost"; some with very strong standards for women (i.e., not cutting their hair or wearing pants), and others with only standards of modesty.

It should be noted that the Charismatic Movement was birth out of the Pentecostal Movement. While all Charismatics are (consequently) Pentecostals, all Pentecostals are not Charismatics. Popular televangelists like Kenneth Copeland, Benny Hinn, and Creflo Dollar are Charismatics who are teachers in the "Word of Faith Movement." They are not classical Pentecostals.
The Assemblies of God, The Church of God in Christ, the United Pentecostal Church International, The Pentecostal Assemblies of the World, The First Church of Our Lord Jesus Christ, are among many organizations that are classified as Pentecostal.
by Ghetto David January 11, 2006
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Pentaplegic

A person or condition of being disabled or rid of all apendiges and the dick
What happened to you?
They broke my arms and ate my legs and barbacued my dick like a hot dog. Im a pentaplegic
by Mc Fuggin August 2, 2011
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Pentamournest

Pent-amour -nest
Abbreviation
Male: pentam.
Female: nesty.
Greek, French, Neolithic

Five to love in order to nest

Darwin was wrong to say it's the less women, or only woman a man sees which makes a man more sexually prominent, when it's the more. A nesty sees five seperate pentam who not meet or know one another, & unless they're the father of her children not come near her home or children. Seeing 3-5 seperately, pentam are able to tell between them if she's in the same condition as last seen her. She tells if there's anything wrong with any of them by the wobble in the others. Pentamournesty makes sense of that when with a woman, a man is more attractive to other women.
A woman is either 'wifey' or 'other woman' when not seeing 3-5 & 'nesty'. A nesty needn't worry about the 'other women', so long as there are only 2-4 any man she's seeing sees besides her. The 'other woman' tend not to need to be supported. The 'wifey' is a buffer. Any male friends she & her 1 spouse have are typically his more than hers. Her dad may have told her men only want one thing, meaning sex, but that he only watched her leave home into the arms of another man, his of his own, so that the next man would continue to have what to want like one, no man ever thinks to ask her if she too thinks that the relationship that's holy is between her & what good male friend she has.
"A pentamournest woman lives next door with her children, but I never see any males who look like boyfriends over there. She tells me she's known 5 seperate men over a long time who she cares for very dearly, each who support her, who's lives each remind her of the chalk drawings Poppins jumps through."
by Zara Wurtz December 20, 2022
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