The reproductive organ of a male and female transsexual. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. They can be long, short, thin, fat, etc.
I am going to have sexual intercourse with you by sticking my large penis into your tight vagina. When we are done, I will place it onto your tongue and you will massage it with your mouth.
by /drtuiyd prtdib June 18, 2003
The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.
by asdjfrwiogjioqwajgr August 01, 2008
An instrument of god.
by Mr. God November 25, 2007
1: Noun. Anybody who writes definitions for sexual organs on an online dictionary, esp. anonymously
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."
1: Dude, whoever wrote this is a penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.
by A No-name-us September 05, 2006
The only game that could ever make math class excentric.
Object of the game: Be the person to yell penis the loudest. One at a time, people whisper(then say/yell) penis. A referee is needed to judge whether the last person who said penis said it louder than the person before him, if not, he is eliminated and the game continues.
To be played in public areas.
Great at weddings, in the guy's locker room, the mall, class, and, of course, driver's ed.
Object of the game: Be the person to yell penis the loudest. One at a time, people whisper(then say/yell) penis. A referee is needed to judge whether the last person who said penis said it louder than the person before him, if not, he is eliminated and the game continues.
To be played in public areas.
Great at weddings, in the guy's locker room, the mall, class, and, of course, driver's ed.
by Ultimatejerk September 02, 2006
by andy May 28, 2004