Penando

A lovable racist with an eternal crush he can't confess to. If he does, he must die.

"Such a Penando post!"

by AshMadeMeDoIt August 21, 2022

Penadow Slap

The slapping of someone in the face with one's penadow (shadow of a penis). Sort of related to a mushroom slap but far worse and more humiliating.

Where's Joe?
He got penadow slapped the other week and he's still recovering.

by Yellow-Dart March 27, 2007

penalpoo

poo of the peen. Or excretion of the male genetalia. Or Shit of the dick. Often refered to in ancient texts such as the Odyssey and the Tora and of course the bible, in Genesis 4:13 "And the penalpoo floweth onto man!, and in adams cunt!"

"dude, the other day I got some really bad penalpoo, it was off the hizzang yo!"

by Jonz0r August 13, 2006

Penildo

An inverted dildo for men.

Last night I used a penildo instead of my hand to masturbate.

by Joe Newmaster November 11, 2008

Penaloffaloffalous

An inbred elephant with a penis for a trunk.

Dan: Damn that is a big elephant. Does is it have a penis for a trunk?
Steven: No, that is not an elephant, its a Penaloffaloffalous, an inbred elephant.

by soultaker January 25, 2013

Penalcolada

A beverage made of pineapple with a hint of some tequila or rum mixed with a man's penis. (Penal)

Hey daddy can I get a drink. Yeah baby, you want a penalcolada? Of course daddy. You want it virgin? It's never virgin silly.

by Jodaddy72 September 9, 2016

Penadow

The Shadow of a man's penis

Hey, your penadow is showing!

by Yellow-Dart March 27, 2007