Pelham

A small hick town in Ontario, Canada, near St. Catharines. Nothing has ever happened here, or ever will. Everybody who lives here is bored as fuck. Pelham includes North Pelham (home of the big Avondale), Fenwick (drug use), and unfortunatly Fonthill (rich spoiled kids). It's recommended that you own a car if you live here so you can drive to Niagara Falls to find something to do. It's pretty cool other than that, because it's not Welland.

- Where are you from?

- Pelham

- Where the fuck is that?

by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009

palfamily

When a person's friends (pals!) are their family, like their family, or (ahem) better than their actual family.

The rental lease required that Kim to provide an emergency contact, she mentally went through her palfamily and picked Gina.

Jim made sure all of his palfamily were invited to his sister's wedding.

by VGVGVG August 17, 2010

Pelham NH

Pelham is a ridiculously small town in Suburbia, Southern NH. Its near Windham, Dracut MA, Tyngsboro MA, Salem, Hudson, and Nashua. People in Pelham talk about Lowell as if it were the Compton. I find this very sad. There are no gangs in Pelham. Our school system is falling apart and the high school is losing accreditation. The only places to go are the malls in Salem/Nashua, or Chunkys, so there is nothing to do, so mostly everyone does drugs: typically pot, but recently, oxy has been catching on. There are no gangs in Pelham. Everyone hates everyone else here. Mostly because everyone sucks so badly. There are no gangs in Pelham.

There are no gangs in Pelham NH.

by lloyd- April 4, 2009

Pella Christian High School

A school in Pella, Iowa where all the kids are spoiled snobby and rich. They always make it to the playoffs but, can never finish

Wow, Pella Christian High School made it to the playoffs again.

by YuhYeet1337 November 10, 2017

pelmanism

(uncountable)
1 System of training to improve the memory.
2 A memory card game in which a pack of cards is spread out face down and players try to turn up pairs with the same symbol.

This is based on a popular English-lesson game you probably know already, called Pelmanism

by morkovska November 29, 2009

Perfadick

The male organ of perfect length, width, size in general, and complection.

yo i was with james for the first time last night and he got a perfadick

by lokiitaa January 9, 2010

pefam

poor excuse for a man

Ryan is such a pefam. He doesn't take care of his family and gets by in life living off others.

by aemeqb December 29, 2010