Peetertips

A condition where a man walks out of a bathroom without washing his hands. Derives from the words "peeter," meaning a penis, and "tips," referring to his fingertips. This affliction affects 80% of men.*

*Warning: this may be an alternative fact.

Brad definitely is suffering from peetertips. I always leave the bathroom behind that filthy handed bastard.

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

peeeter

A dumbass that knows nothing else but sucking his thumb like a bitch.

God bro why are you such a peeeter today

by YaMans June 1, 2017

Pebster

someone who smells like peb

Damn, Lamron smells like shit today. He's being such a pebster.

by dougscales December 29, 2017

Pepsters

Term used to refer to leftover jizz stains on bedsheets

Ew there’s pepsters on my bed

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 5, 2019

Petstered

When your pets refuse to let you sleep at night by crashing around, bathing, or bed hogging.

I was late to work because my cat petstered me all night.

by Keasterbunny June 26, 2019

Peister

The act in which a criminal inmate introduces contraband into a correction facility by means of his urethra.

5 grams of cocaine was peistered into the jail by one inmate over night.

by High Language November 29, 2019

Penstered

When someone does something amazing and incredible.

-"Wait, You drew that!? I'm penstered! That's amazing!"

-"Thank's, Man!"

by JJ8X8 September 30, 2020