Cancel the Payment

When your one night stand forgets the condom and the pull out method doesn't work so you have to shamefully buy Plan B at a scary gas station before the other person wakes up

That hookup was embarrassing, the sex wasn't even good and I had to cancel the payment in the morning

by Fish licking good August 7, 2016

Payton

Payton's are the most amazing girls you'll ever meet. She is smart,beautiful, and a friend to all. She can be clumpsy at times, but in a good way. She is very creative and can run really fast. She likes to try new things such as different sports. She is friends with everyone and if you don't like her your crazy. She has the best looks and personality and many boys like her.

"Woah look at that super pretty girl!"
"Oh her name must be Payton!"

by Hado November 23, 2017

the payment

Giving someone the payment is placing your testicles on or wiping them across someones face (preferably slowly). Whomever receives the payment does not need to be a willing participant, which makes this a much more useful threat than teabagging, where the recipient must agree or be in a deep sleep. It is also considered to be more degrading by some.

The payment also has it's own vernacular. It is used only as the payment, not payment alone. The person receiving the payment is the payee.

Ex 1:

Guy 1: Don't touch my car again unless you want to receive the payment.

Guy 2: Fine, chill out man.

Ex 2:

Payee: What the hell did you just put your balls on my face for asshole!?!?

Obama: You just received the payment bitch, maybe next time you'll know who to vote for!

by MikeBGSU May 29, 2009

Payton

A beautiful female who has a bright smile, a fat ass and bomb ass pussy

Get you a Payton

Payton’s pussy was fire

by Jonah44 May 8, 2018

Payment in Kind

Payment in kind, where someone pays something in favours ( does something for you)

i want payment in kinda give me a reach around

by booob September 28, 2005

Payson

An amazing friend who is a pleasure to be around. A very athletic person who mostly plays lacrosse. He is very intelligent and loves to read. A very shy and quiet person who is never really the leader. He's also very kind, loyal, and funny once you get to know him. He can have his stupid moments, but it is always worth it in the end. Payson is one of the greatest people I have ever met :

Payson is badass, it is just common sence.

by n0daybut0day October 31, 2011

Payton

Payton is the most hottest, funniest and caring person you'll ever meet! She is know to be extremely athletic and is a complete boy magnet. And damn is she talented, probably why she is usually so popular.( will probably become famous and win Miss.Universe)

Guy: "wow"
Other Guy: "Ooh did u see Payton"
Guy: yeah 😍

by That Girl🔥❤️ November 23, 2016