A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.
These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..
The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..
The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?
Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
by ANMAN September 02, 2010
To be wearing very tight clothing. Comes from the current tread for girls to wear tight fitting clothes, such that you can see the lace pattern on their bra and/or thong.
Man, her pants were so tight, I could see the lace pattern.
Yeah, her dress style is extreme business provocative, you can see the lace pattern.
Hooters waitresses have to abide by their dress code, which is "see the lace pattern".
Yeah, her dress style is extreme business provocative, you can see the lace pattern.
Hooters waitresses have to abide by their dress code, which is "see the lace pattern".
by ConMuchoGusto June 16, 2006
An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.
(in the car)
Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!
Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.
Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!
Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!
Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.
Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!
Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
by YouKnowItIsTrue November 19, 2011
oddly enough ordinary human patterns.
we are not special only special through the make up of our consciousness.
we are not special only special through the make up of our consciousness.
She was getting used to him. His different ways. His quirks. In all potential madness there were ordinary human patterns and behaviours like insecurity. jealousy. admiration. respect. mistrust. desire. loathing. they were there. only disguised with wit, humour, delusion. playful or sincere. they were getting to know each other.
by Krkič November 07, 2020
When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.
by Bubert Samson May 01, 2013
When someone makes (and continually makes) refrences from one story/game/media while using another, in an attempt to impress everyone with their knowledge.
Phrase comes from the event in Star Wars:Empire Strikes Back, on Hoth when the Rebel Alliance takes down the AT-ATs using simple tow and cable tactics.
Phrase comes from the event in Star Wars:Empire Strikes Back, on Hoth when the Rebel Alliance takes down the AT-ATs using simple tow and cable tactics.
Tom made an Aattack Pattern Delta when he tried to related our paintball strategy to the strategy of a video game.
by snachodog November 25, 2005
Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.
Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness
Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness
Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.
by Jellobelle June 01, 2012