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Pascal

Gay ass mf who d rides hxh and always misses

Hey who is that guy?
Hot take: Pascal hasnt even hit once in his career
by SpikeIsPeak September 15, 2021
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Pascal

The person carrying this name incarnate susness and kanye East at the same time.
Pascal like CoC
by Catboy06 September 15, 2021
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Dirty Pascale

When a girl sexually assaults a boy in the shower and then 'ships him over a decade later.
Bro 1: "That dude got Dirty Pascale'd."

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, he was 12 years a slave."
by ShowerSurvivor69 September 30, 2021
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jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 9, 2024
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Pascal

Pascal is a name of a human being that is tall and an asshole and a very gay person
pascal Is very annoying
by lucky_kitten November 25, 2023
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Pascal Sauvage

The villain and main antagonist of Johnny English (2003). He is a French prison magnate who tries to turn England into one massive jail, a plan which is found out by the eponymous English protagonist Johhny English. English fails to stop Sauvage's plans as his goons steal the crown and force HM Queen Elizabeth II (RIP) to abdicate, and it is now found out that Pascal is descended from a medieval English king, however the crown was stolen from him, and is now crowned King of England, however Johnny English manages to stop him, but accidentally gets crowned in the process; the crown is later returned to Her Majesty, as Pascal is sent to South France and diagnosed with mania.
Pascal Sauvage is such a thrilling villain!
by eefwffewwefergaerg August 22, 2023
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Pascals Wager

In essence it means you should try to do something(break addictions,become a better friend, etc) because youve got nothing to lose if you fail. And much to gain.
Therapist: Let's say you try to quit, if you fail and relapse nothing changes, you can always try again. If you succeed you will be happy again
Patient: So this is what you call a Pascals Wager huh
Therapist: yes, yes it is
by Problem_PenZ May 31, 2022
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