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Pandemic Paradise 

A minecraft server that goes by the name Pandemic Paradise where a lot of drama happens. Every time new staff is accepted in the team the more people become snowflakes. I myself regret spending 50 dollars on it. Lots of people got banned for saying the n word.
Person1: HEY! I just bought a rank on Pandemic Paradise!
Person 2: what a waste of money

Pandemic Baby 

Common term for babies born during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. These babies display anti-social behavior and have a general dislike for loud and over-crowded places.

These babies prefer to stay at home. They energy is rapidly drained when entering the outside world.

These babies are also amazed that other human beings outside of their families exist.
My sisters pandemic baby is on high alert when we go to a restaurant to eat.

Pandemic Pussy 

When everyone joins dating sites during a pandemic to try to get themselves some sex, whether out of boredom or desperation due to social distancing.
"I am gonna go swipe on bumble and see if I can get some pandemic pussy this month."
Pandemic Pussy by sweetplum90 April 16, 2020

Pandemic Ghost 

The spirit of death that loves visiting the ICUs to usher departed wicked souls, who were not able to see their loved ones before their last heartbeat, to an even darker side of eternity, because their earthly deeds fall short of the criteria to entering heaven.
Most born-again Christians aren’t frightened of the pandemic ghost, because they know that their Savior and the angels are waiting for them at St. Peter’s Gate.
Pandemic Ghost by MathPlus March 17, 2022

Pandemic Zombie 

A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.
"My toxic ex just messaged me. COVID-19 be bringing out all the pandemic zombies."

pandemic props 

Kudos for how youhandled” covid
“Awww,” says Panda. “Surely I qualify for pandemic props. I sang Yankee Doodle while scrubbing my hands, I sanitized all the Amazon packages, I traded my handmade cloth mask for a KN95, I swore off the multiplex, I barricaded my door…”
“Yes, Good One,” says Mouse. “You were virtuous. But you only baked bread that one time, and you didn’t master the technique Francaise.”
“Mama always bakes the paratha!” protests Panda. “You know that.”
"Maybe when the next SARS rolls around," says Mouse, "you'll have your opportunity to shine."
pandemic props by Hifalutin! March 6, 2022