pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.

Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin

by Snooki af April 25, 2019

Pad Thai

A sex act similar to a quentin tarantino movie in which the end of the act comes before the beginning, in the following steps:

1. A man starts off a date/pickup/introduction by asking a female if she likes pad thai
2. Takes her to a thai restaurant and orders pad thai
3. Leaves restaurant with doggie bag of leftover pad thai and sets on the nightstand
4. Has sex with female/hooker
5. Throws old pad thai in her face
6. Asks her if she likes pad thai now

This works with really any food but especially old pad thai

Yea man we had a great time I fed her some pad thai last night

by blufalufagus May 12, 2011

Pad set

The internal (NOT EXTERNAL!) electronic attenuation of radio frequency signal present at the input of a fiber optic transmitter expressed in dB (decibels).

The pad set of transmitter one is .5dB.

by tersekie January 25, 2011

Pad Slapping

The act of where a Female removes her bloody pad, and proceeds to slap another individual with the bloody pad. Therefore, Pad slapping.

Woah, Did you hear about Anna Pad Slapping Thomas?

by Pad Slapped April 25, 2019

Pad These Lit is Yocs

1. If you switch up all the letters, it will read: Politics these days
2. A retarded book title

If you don't like talking politics, just say: Pad These Lit is Yocs.Of course people would call you the depression monster.

by L&FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF November 24, 2020

Pad-slap

The act of slapping someone across the face with a used feminine napkin.

You are asking for a serious pad-slapping.

by WrathOfKron December 13, 2012

pad thai

Slang for marijuana.

While we were driving to the beach, we smoked the pad thai and stopped at Bed, Biscuit and Beyond because we had the munchies.

by Aandy June 19, 2008