Pube Pad

The patch of skin above you genitals from which pubic hair protrudes.

Corey: "Dude, I just threw this apple at your nuts and you didn't even flinch!"

Lindsay: "Dude that's messed up!"

Chris: "Meh I got lucky. You just got my pube pad"

by bigredc January 17, 2013

resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice June 12, 2011

Pad Hands

A serious condition in which drummers who drum exclusively on a gum-rubber pad or any other type of drum pad (i.e. HQ ReelFeel) cannot execute what they can play on a pad correctly onto an actual drum. Causes major embarassment when you want to show off to your friends what you can play on your drum pad, but can't play it on an instrument.

Derek: Johnny's been playing flam 5's on his ReelFeel pad but when I told him to play it on my marching snare, he failed miserably.

Jim: Sounds like Johnny's got a bad case of pad hands.

Johnny: Fuc* you guys

by SDdrummer2012 December 17, 2011

Mashing the pad

Mashing the pad is pushing all of the buttons on an apartment door bell pannel to get buzzed in.

Bob forgot Sue's apartment number so he ended up mashing the pad to get buzzed in.

by Dog-in-the-boxx November 15, 2009

Pad Brat

British Army slang for the child of a married soldier.

Tracy was a pad brat.

by Whale Omlette January 4, 2011

swamp pad

It is placed, usually toilet paper, in between your buttocks to prevent sharting as a result of sneezing, coughing or farting with more than the intended purpose.

Dude good thing I had a swamp pad because I coughed real hard and sharted!

by goldensurfer January 1, 2011

tweaker pad

A place, usually an apartment or house, inhabited by methamphetamine users.

Livin' in a tweaker pad.

by Beezli August 9, 2007