pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

by Beavis May 17, 2003

Minnesota Pincher

The bowling equivalent to the "Penis In The Popcorn Box" trick. It involves drilling a hole into the side of the bowling ball opposite the fingerholes so that when a person grips the ball properly (through the fingerholes) there is a slight chance his/her fingers will graze the penis inserted though the other side. If noticed by the grazer, he/she should immediately begin to mash the part of the penis touched between finger and bowling ball, effectively pinching the shit out of it.

"Baby, wait, wait, Wait, WAIT! ... My dick's in the ball..."
And that's why they call her the Minnesota Pincher.

by Arcmerx December 1, 2010

helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.

we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.

by rich April 26, 2004

Piňche

Mexican slang word, not used or understood in South America or other regions where conventional Spanish is spoken. It is a vulgarity or curse word, used to lay emphasis on a good or bad situation. It is used as an amplifier word.

Piňche is a strong word with a meaning encapsulating all of the following: wretched, rotten, damnable, no-good, foul, dastardly, despicable, ugly, miserable, disgusting, contemptible, detestable, deplorable, nasty, filthy, etc.

Piňche has recently enjoyed a break-out among White and Black Americans, and is being more and more used in American slang.

When speaking of guy players who tricks a nice girl into a one-nighter:
"In and out like piňche vato!"

When speaking to a cook who blew the meal:
"You can keep your piňche frijoles."

When speaking of exceptionally hot weather:
"It's piňche calor out here hommie."

When speaking of a nasty hooker on the corner:
"That hoe is piňche caliente."

When speaking of a good plan that went horribly wrong:
"That was a piňche shebacle!"

by Cedric Chauncey Walcot Preston April 28, 2010

panches

n, adj
1) used to describe anything that tastes good with pineapples
2) a part of the body on a man that tastes good with pineapples typically thighs
Origin: Late Middle English (denoting a pine cone)

Tim: You know Betty, this salad is good with apples, but it's panches so you might want to toss that salad with pineapples.

Betty: Speaking of panches, I poured pineapple juice all over Norbert's hot creamy panches, and panches they were, for it was delicious but I got a desert sam while I was down there.

by 4 Bug October 11, 2006

puro pinche

Puro pinche is Spanish for "pure fucking" often used to describe something
"Aye wei is there hot girls at the party?"
"Puro pinche fine ass bitches wei"

"Aye wei is there hot girls at the party?"
"Puro pinche fine ass bitches wei"

by 🔥Illest_addiction🔥 April 5, 2016

pinched face

Someone who looks like they had their faced pinched together with a giant hand. Pinched nose and sloping forward face.

Hey, look at that lady with the pinched face. She looks like an elf.

by hugedumps October 8, 2005