(n) - A condition that happens when a girl's feet are busted and look nasty, as if she walked barefoot her entire life.
I was checking this girl out and was thinking about talking to her, but decided not too when I saw she had ostrich foot.
by Dragon - 7x7 Club February 03, 2010
A sexual act that most commonly occurs when a couple is engaged in doggy style sex. The male inserts a finger into the anus of the female, in an effort to initiate the Dirty Sanchez sequence. His plot is foiled however, when she buries her head in pillows out of sheer delight from the introduction of the finger.
I set out to give her a Dirty Sanchez for her birthday, but apparently all she wanted was a dirty ostrich.
by BDW June 11, 2006
When you and your significant other are sitting in a car shooting back and forth different sex positions, the chocolate ostrich is bound to come up.
Probably originated in the mid-west, by someone with a common name like John or Tara. The chocolate ostrich is a rare known sexual position.
The chocolate ostrich is performed by a man standing behind woman, the woman then stretches her head to the floor and buries it in pillows while the man proceeds to shove his, rather large, penis up her ass.
This position is widely common and usually practiced among the homosexual community, but has recently been picked up by many straight men named Donald and is spreading like wild fire to all sex lives!
Probably originated in the mid-west, by someone with a common name like John or Tara. The chocolate ostrich is a rare known sexual position.
The chocolate ostrich is performed by a man standing behind woman, the woman then stretches her head to the floor and buries it in pillows while the man proceeds to shove his, rather large, penis up her ass.
This position is widely common and usually practiced among the homosexual community, but has recently been picked up by many straight men named Donald and is spreading like wild fire to all sex lives!
(Guy) "Welcome to the party!"
(Friend) "Thanks. What the hell is going on here??"
(Guy) "Oh that!? Chocolate Ostrich, pretty sweet, huh!?"
(Friend) "Do you think Priscilla can do that?!"
(Guy) "Hmmm... It's worth a shot. You better get some BIG pillows and wrap that shit!"
(Friend) "Thanks. What the hell is going on here??"
(Guy) "Oh that!? Chocolate Ostrich, pretty sweet, huh!?"
(Friend) "Do you think Priscilla can do that?!"
(Guy) "Hmmm... It's worth a shot. You better get some BIG pillows and wrap that shit!"
by imonaboatmfer May 08, 2010
Closet Ostrich- an ostrich who lives in closets and wants money from you... even though you already paid the ostrich last Thursday. This term was coined by the band Fat Hands, and is from their song "Ostrich in My Closet".
"What happened to all the money you made last week?"
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."
by treesofgreen October 25, 2017
Disabled Ostrich is a discord moderator for Disabled Football Clan (DFC)
In August 2021 out of the blue Disabled Ostrich is an ariana grande fan noone expected him to be an ariana grande fan but hey you do you 🤷 ♂️
In August 2021 out of the blue Disabled Ostrich is an ariana grande fan noone expected him to be an ariana grande fan but hey you do you 🤷 ♂️
Disabled Ostrich is a discord moderator for Disabled Football Clan
by unkown shush ok bruh October 12, 2021
noun./verb./adj.: ostrich fucked- when a guy (or a woman with a dildo) sticks their dick in sand and then rails right into a girls vagina or ass without warning
Damn, she was a bitch so i ostrich fucked her!
My boss gave up my shift to the dumb broad with no experience! He ostrich fucked me royally!
My boss gave up my shift to the dumb broad with no experience! He ostrich fucked me royally!
by deekay313 January 01, 2014
This term describes the act of putting a handful of sand into the vagina, prior to sexual intercourse.
This form of sex is tremendously pleasurabe when both parties are masochistic. The couple can make love until their organs are a raw, bloody mess and enjoy the endorphine rush for several minutes.
If the male chooses to perform this act out of rage, he can protect himself, somewhat, with a lubricated condom.
This type of intercourse was invented on the beaches of Gulf Shores, when the redneck first crawled from the primoidial ooze that we now call the Gulf of Mexico, and became an air breathing creature. The redneck male noticed that sand stuck to his Miller High Life bottle and and the redneck female discovered that sand stuck to her vag.
One added benefit of the Alabama Ostrich is that it removes the uncomfortable subject of the menstrual cycle, since both parties know, going in, that they will be bloody afterwards.
Furthermore, Native Americans believe that this act forms a deeper bond than the traditional act of becoming "blood brothers"
This form of sex is tremendously pleasurabe when both parties are masochistic. The couple can make love until their organs are a raw, bloody mess and enjoy the endorphine rush for several minutes.
If the male chooses to perform this act out of rage, he can protect himself, somewhat, with a lubricated condom.
This type of intercourse was invented on the beaches of Gulf Shores, when the redneck first crawled from the primoidial ooze that we now call the Gulf of Mexico, and became an air breathing creature. The redneck male noticed that sand stuck to his Miller High Life bottle and and the redneck female discovered that sand stuck to her vag.
One added benefit of the Alabama Ostrich is that it removes the uncomfortable subject of the menstrual cycle, since both parties know, going in, that they will be bloody afterwards.
Furthermore, Native Americans believe that this act forms a deeper bond than the traditional act of becoming "blood brothers"
I was making love with my precious hoebag on the beach and decided to go for the Alabama Ostrich move. Her vagina looked like a bloody filet mignon afterwards, and my penis looked like a dog dick.
by Quarler August 10, 2009