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Opticalrectumitis

I had a bad case of opticalrectumitis Monday morning and had to call in.
by Ziggybrogus February 25, 2021
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Opticalz

Lone sexy man, gets all the girls, fucking jacked, u don’t want to mess with a man like this.
Ur an opticalz
by Mehsksjsusis March 1, 2021
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opticalz

an egotistical person that is very good at a certain game
why are you being an opticalz

you're acting like an opticalz
by xRecto March 2, 2021
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Optical manure

When you have a shitty outlook om life in general.
Jenny had such a bad day she couldn't help but have a optical manure out look for the following day.
by moondragon1974 November 10, 2022
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Optsical

this guy is verry is coo very is is cool cuz he giv stuf to good ppl
Wow, that guy named optsical is very cool, he gave me 20$ yesterday! I guess im a nice person!
by kike12 December 12, 2022
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Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
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Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
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