Large, lumbering beasts that walk around endless plains, feasting on human souls. They are also quite gay, and have lamps on their head.
Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!
by TheTrue209 February 25, 2023
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A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree
by Coozba August 17, 2017
Get the bush telly mug.Slang for a hotel party.
“John just sent me the address for the party tonight, but it’s at a hotel. Guess it’s a telly action.”
by beeswithlegs February 18, 2023
Get the telly action mug.The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
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Get the espresso telly mug."Telly teletubby tell me, hit me on my celly celly" - Devonta
Why are you such a telly teletubby?
Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
Why are you such a telly teletubby?
Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
by Da Avatar November 7, 2019
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