by will bentley October 21, 2007
The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.
Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice."
Dude 2: "Fuck..."
Dude 2: "Fuck..."
by Pimp Daddy Crack Dealah February 27, 2013
by ZerO 874 July 12, 2005
"I was hammering down the motorway at about 160 mph and this geezer onna rice boi bike hammers past me!"
by flatley June 06, 2005
by Sheldon Lowenes February 21, 2011
Captain Morgan and Orange Juice
its like a screwdriver but with rum instead of vodka so its a hammer
its like a screwdriver but with rum instead of vodka so its a hammer
by sir charles robinson June 21, 2005
"The Hammer" also known as Jason Nelson is a God between the sheets. If great sex and toe curling orgasms are what you want, he's the one to call.
by DflJones July 08, 2022