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baby fountain

a woman that continually produces offspring.
"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"
by master holy crap October 1, 2008
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Fountain fairy

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.
Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.
by Gods2ndBestGift March 9, 2010
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Fountain Folks

A defined type of people in the City of Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Can usually be found originating from downtown by the 'fountain' feature. Said people are notorious junkies, criminals, unkempt and excrete putrid odours. They are known to defecate on the sidewalk and masturbate and expose themselves in public as documented. The same Fountain Folks are usually actively involved in protests and are also known 'Antifas' in the area.
Guelph's Fountain Folks hold protest downtown, again.
by City of Guelph July 3, 2018
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Chocolate fountain

The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof
"Yes, open your mouths, it's our very own chocolate fountain!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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Diarrhoea fountain

Doing diarrhoea in the bidet, then turning the taps on full - so it creates a runny open fountain
I want to brighten up the bathroom so I’m going to do a diarrhoea fountain
by Chopper MK 50 May 20, 2021
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loser fountain

A BDSM sex act where a guy lays down and pees directly into his mouth.
Mistress Rowen gets paid $500/hour to laugh at Wall Street guys while they compete to see who can maintain a loser fountain the longest.
by Hedge fund manager October 20, 2023
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Fountain of youth

When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.
Person 1: why do you smell so bad?
Person 2: I put it so deep she gave me the fountain of youth.
by Anumal crockers October 20, 2020
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