crab paste

What Mel B's muff smells of, according to the Bo'Selecta sketches.
"Oooooh! Crab paste!"
by Shylock Cohen September 09, 2003
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Flange Paste

The sticky mucus like fluid found inside a girls vagina. Can leak externally under certain circumstances.
Wow, that flange paste really got the engine oil out from under my fingernails.
by gerald_holmes October 08, 2008
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past nastyfication

Going back in time to sleep with your grandma to spawn your own father. also known as "doing the nasty in the pasty".
Dude's his own Grandfather! He did some real past nastyfication!
by Friend of Supert3d May 04, 2010
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paste-book

How one might refer to facebook if out of their hundreds of facebook friends they are unable to name 10 offhand. It derives from the friends seemingly having been copied and pasted off other people's profiles.
A: How many friends have I got now on paste-book?
(A logs on)
A: Yippee, I've got 1000 now 30 accepted in the middle of the night.
(A Logs off)
B: Aren't you going to have a look at their profiles?
A: Nah.
by lovelee09 April 16, 2009
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Making paste

To have sex. The paste is the byproduct of having sex.
Micki and I are making paste tonight!
by Tay bob February 19, 2019
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Paste Pants

An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.
by Constance Jackson May 01, 2010
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pussy paste

(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.
I really like Susan, but her pussy paste problem is just too much to handle without a gas mask.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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