Oldmanjoe

Oldmanjoe is the type of person to find the most random shit and say it’s funny
That’s an issuse

Did you hear Oldmanjoe likes kids?
He’s a pedo!

by The smelly finger June 22, 2023

esmeralda olmos

the cutest chick ever lives in texas and is my baby. doesn't like the word pussy or mamacita. pet peeves are repeating herself, and other stuff. her favorite color is purple and she likes me! very nice. mexican-raised black chick. Beautiful.

I love you, esme.

esmeralda olmos

by urmanlyMan January 1, 2011

oldnoob

A person who was once referred to as noob, but has not played in a while and is just old.

That guy has been playing Runescape for two years and hasnt gotten past lvl 30, hes such an oldnoob.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

oldfogeyism

An alleged statement of truth. But instead it is something old fogeys (stuck in the past and head buried in the sand) believe to be a truism. A falsehood. A nonsense statement based on an old way of thinking.

It's an oldfogeyism that Facebook leads to an inability to communicate in the real world.

by fetsiboomsticks August 5, 2009

oldsmobile

Cars that never seemed to have been purchased new, they just exist. Really popular in the early 80's. On up to its demise bought soley by old people. Any high school or community college parking lot is populated by a large number of beat to shit oldsmobiles, usually covered with rust and band stickers.

See also: k-car Mercury Plymouth Hyundai

Dude, that's one bitchin' olds, column shifters rock

by Lee Iacocca May 21, 2005

Oldbook

A syndrome that happens to many young adults/teenagers on Facebook, where they become friends with their parents, grandparents, and/or many other older adults. These older people will comment anything and everything pushing their morals and religious beliefs and criticizing the younger one. This eventually leads to a significant drop in activity from the younger user to avoid having the old people comment on them.

With Facebook's security feature, one can now combat the effects of Oldbook by permanently blocking the older people from seeing their status updates. This doesn't, however, block them from seeing pictures and other activity.

Dan: Hey Mike, how come I haven't seen you on Facebook lately?

Mike: Ugh, my mom, grandma, and two aunts added me and turned the place into Oldbook.

by Volt556 February 19, 2010

oldman

A term of endearment used amongst the 412 General Creators, or others with an equal amount of respect.

Whats up oldman?

by 412 General January 29, 2009