Obesidick

When a woman (or man) is so fat, that when they sit with their legs spread, their blubber slides down between their legs and makes it look like they have a huge elephant cock in their pants. They're basically the mascots of 'murica.

Guy 1: "I swear this fat bitch was eating mayonaise out of a jar."
Guy 2: "You're lucky she was on a rascal scooter, or else you would have seen her obesidick."

by Cinereo January 26, 2013

Obesident

When you accidentally eat a large amount of food in one sitting without realizing.

Oops! I had an obesident. I ate the whole bag of chips!

by mikezpizza February 17, 2019

morbidly obese

obese to the point of no return

“aw crap there’s no returning from my morbid obesity”
“carl is morbidly obese”

by fetus foot November 9, 2019

conor oberst

revolutionary. godly. amazing.

conor oberst is possibly the single most amazing writer of this generation

by adj. April 11, 2008

morbidly obese

Very fat, having over 57 chins and/or ripples.

Holy jankers, that sheman is morbidly obese.

by Bobo November 11, 2003

obese beast

An overweight beast that has crossed the threshold between general fatness and obesity. Monstrous appetites, disproportionate dimensions, and a craving for twinkies are all typical characteristics of obese beasts. Mobility is often restricted in these animals and resort to rolling as a form of transportation.

Eric: John stop feeding my already overweight dog
John: Why? It isn't _that_ fat!
Eric: Are you kidding!? It is such an obese beast!

by dark2k1 March 10, 2008

gay morbidly obese

A gay man who is overweight to the extent that society would consider him a little chubby, but the gay community would consider him morbidly obese. See also gay fat.

Tom: Scott has gotten HUGE. He must weigh 190 pounds.
Tim: You comin' correct. He's gone right past gay fat to gay morbidly obese.
Tom: I know that's right, girlfriend!

by MaxNAustin April 24, 2008