Something you say to a guy with their flys down.
Amusing to time how long it takes them to work out what you're talking about. Perhaps you could keep score in a blank notebook.
Also good for people who like birdwatching as it links into the 'nuthatch' as a species.
Amusing to time how long it takes them to work out what you're talking about. Perhaps you could keep score in a blank notebook.
Also good for people who like birdwatching as it links into the 'nuthatch' as a species.
Me : 'Your nuthatch is open by the way'
Him : 'What?'
*Looks around for birds of the nuthatch variety.. eventually lands on open flys. *
*Continues to look confused*
*Carries on being confused*
Me : 'Your flys are undone you fool!'
Him : 'What?'
*Looks around for birds of the nuthatch variety.. eventually lands on open flys. *
*Continues to look confused*
*Carries on being confused*
Me : 'Your flys are undone you fool!'
by rosie2310 April 14, 2009
Get the Your nuthatch is open mug.A sweet sensual gratification that entices the taste buds or senses.
It's so sweet and sensual it's like sex.
It's so sweet and sensual it's like sex.
It's so sweet it's like Kama Nutra. Kama Nutra is like eating chocolate, strawberries, and whipped cream. The experience is so invigorating and gratifying for your senses.
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by static5 September 1, 2011
Get the Optimal Sport Nutrition mug.Nutritionality is a concept. Usually employed by tightwads, Ross shoppers, and poor college students, Nutritionality is also a way of life. The goal is to get as full as possible while spending the least amount of money. For this reason, free food contains an undefined amount of nutrition (undefined in the sense that the amount of newts or nuts consumed is divided into the price, which is zero). It is so free and nutritious that there is no unit of newts or nuts that can define it. In the light of Nutritionality, it is essential to binge eat when such opportunities arise (Ex. Graduation Parties, Buffets, and others houses). Also see Nutrition
Example 1: Tyler hates tomatoes, but four slices came with his meal. Tyler will eat those four tomato slices because that is nutrition.
Example 2: "Wow I'm incredibly full from eating so much at this restaurant, but I still have food left on my plate and so does my friend. If I believe in Nutritionality I will not only force the rest of my food down, but also eat my friends if they are not nutritionists."
Example 2: "Wow I'm incredibly full from eating so much at this restaurant, but I still have food left on my plate and so does my friend. If I believe in Nutritionality I will not only force the rest of my food down, but also eat my friends if they are not nutritionists."
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by George Davis February 6, 2008
Get the nutrasound mug.The simultaneous acceptance of two contradictory beliefs about a food.
The term nutritional doublethink is derived from George Orwell’s book, 1984. In 1984, the ruling party encouraged doublethink, defined as the ability to simultaneously hold two contradictory thoughts in one's head without recognizing the contradiction. We can apply the concept of doublethink to nutrition.
The term nutritional doublethink is derived from George Orwell’s book, 1984. In 1984, the ruling party encouraged doublethink, defined as the ability to simultaneously hold two contradictory thoughts in one's head without recognizing the contradiction. We can apply the concept of doublethink to nutrition.
Cookies and cream low-fat yogurt is an example of nutritional doublethink. Low-fat yogurt implies healthy, but inherently we know cookies are unhealthy. By accepting the food as both unhealthy and healthy, we are holding two contradictory concepts about a food in our head, without recognizing the contradiction.
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