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nuke the midget 

The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.
Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".

Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.
nuke the midget by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014
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Puke Nuke 

A massive explosion of vomit, covering several rooms, coming from a wasted guy/girl after a night of heavily drinking.
Friend: Wow, it smells! What happened?

Dude: I totally made a Puke Nuke last night.

Friend: Wicked!
Puke Nuke by Masterpuker November 3, 2010

You on some naked shit

When you just don’t give a fuck on some savage shit

Naked Day 

Your school's annual day where clothing is optional and nudity is allowed. Some students aren't brave enough to go fully naked, but many will go at least partially nude - i.e. in their underwear, or shirtless. Over the course of the day, many students gain the confidence to strip down more and more, ending the day wearing much less than they started with.
Jacob: Are you doing Naked Day this year?

James: Yeah, for sure! I'm going completely naked! What about you?

Jacob: I might wear just underwear.

James: Okay. I hope Amanda goes fully naked again this year!
Naked Day by naked streaker August 6, 2019

Naked burglar 

One who burgles houses, or steals from other places, naked.

Sometimes done to avoid leaving evidence, but mainly just for the thrill of it.
Jack the naked burglar broke into the Smith's house, stole money and jewellery, had a wank and left.

Taylor Naked 

When you wake up completely naked and you have no memory or idea of how you got to be naked.
Damn man you had so much last night you got Taylor Naked
Taylor Naked by asian.persuasian October 14, 2012

Naked Brothers Band 

A sign of the apocalypse.

It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!

The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.

When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.

The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.

I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.

I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."