Noaing

An act of talking solemnly to a person, only to get distracted by the most random thing, and then forgetting what one was talking about, then being confused and laughing it off with obnoxious, endless giggles.

"I just got Noaed. I can't seriously remember anything I said for the last ten minutes."

"Would she, for the life of her, stop Noaing me?! She was just about to tell me a secret!"

"I hate getting Noaed."

by Jeffrina Wonk November 25, 2013

Noking

Noking is the art of not knowing when to joke so instead making a horribly offensive joke which inadvertently makes everyone hate you

Jimmy better stop noking with Amanda before she jumps off the building

by John st Pierre July 11, 2016

Brown nosing

White people acting black

Timothy was brown nosing

by Da cracker July 7, 2019

Red Nosing it

A term used to describe the act of using your nose to pleasure a woman vaginally on her period. To use ones nose to stimulate a womans clitoris while she is still menstruating.

What type of woman would allow a man to be Red Nosing it? Not my type of woman for damn sure!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

brown nosing

when a penis of a man is in the anus of a woman he/she's dog sticks its nose up the anus of the man.

My chicks dog kept brown nosing

by will Harrington and Harrington December 28, 2008

Beige nosing

To brown nose someone just a little, without kissing serious ring.

Man, Graham was sickening this morning in the CEO's office, he was beige nosing like a mother fucker.

by Greenery October 8, 2008

White Nosing

The act of kissing up to God to get into heaven. Practiced by holier-than-thou sinners who have committed numerous atrocities but now are in fear of the resurrection and second coming of Christ.

Bob is white nosing again. He was cheating on his taxes in April, and now is all set for May 21st with his bible and rosary. Why can't he just be good ALL the time?

by teeje44 June 4, 2011