Nonexistent

An absense of existence, a thing that has no existence

My love life is completely nonexistent.

by KnJC25 April 1, 2008

none of your flopping bunnies

An adult safe phrase that implies that it really is none of your fucking business.

When old Mr. Johnson asked Sally where she was off to at 10 at night, she sweetly replied: "none of your flopping bunnies"

by SherriAD November 10, 2009

ain't no nothing none not

Quintuple negative.

Best step off mofo, you ain't no nothing none not shit bitch!

by Anonymous October 7, 2002

nonghead

an insult said to someone who is the biggest dumbass that you just have to use a dumb word to describe them

Geez Leah! your the biggest nonghead!

by Sam sam August 31, 2004

nonphatcat

the antonym of the word "phat cat", someone who is really just NOT cool at all. can also be abbreviated as NPC.

Wow, that greek guy (who slightly resembles the guy from twighlight) who is standing in the corner alone, picking his nose is SO nonphatcat.

by dephattestcat January 18, 2010

none pizza with left beef

A special secret order from Domino's that is only plain pizza dough with beef on the left side.

Ayo call up Domino's and order none pizza with left beef.

by prolonged ramen November 23, 2016

Noneckism

The polytheistic religious belief that one day when the sun heavily burnt the necks of our ancestors, disrupting the yin and yang between the sun and the sea, we forever took a vow of hatred towards the evils inflicted by the sun. Now, we cover our necks by pulling our shirts over our mouth, nose, and ears. Additionally, the inside of our shirts, at the top, are lined with blessed cloth, that way we only breathe in sacred air. Uncovering your neck, hence eating and bathing, are to be done in private. Those that practice are referred to as “noneckists”.

“Hey dude, why does Jimmy cover his face like that?”
“I heard he practices noneckism”

by YesPapa47 September 13, 2018