Nonce

Shannon Briggs

How do I say “let’s go champ” in your language

“I am a nonce”

by Nonce Briggs November 22, 2019

Nonce

Someone who likes to touch, or at least try and touch kids.

Person 1 - "Hey did you hear about Elf!?"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"

by GetToTheChoppa September 8, 2013

Nonce

Curtis Mountain.

"Curtis Mountain is a Nonce"

by The_Walking_Moustache (Noz) April 2, 2019

Nonce

A word for nice people in britain. When you want to compliment a man in britain, you must call him a nonce. Men in britain get mad at the use of it because its too kind.

John: Your a nonce, sir!
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

Nonces

kiddy fiddlers

Fraggle Rock is full of nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003

nonced

british slang
when someone's been the victim of a nonce, they are said to have been nonced

stubby was nonced by the baker boys

by bakerboys07 August 1, 2007

Nonce

An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt

Why was nonce seekers filmed in England so much

by English are trannys December 12, 2021