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A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”
Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
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by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
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