Lemon Nil

Someone who is half nil or has a large nil. A nil is the tip of a penis.

Ha ha this dude got a lemon nil.

by Squally police February 11, 2017

Three-Nil Down Syndrome

The sudden onset of fucktardery amongst your FIFA team when you go three-nil down.

Symptoms include: The inability to pass to anyone, inability to tackle, sudden urges to set up the opposition for sitters and in bad cases, the complete loss of the ability to retain possession.

"How have you just scored with Stuart Downing?"

"You were 3-0 down, mate. There's no way your defenders could tackle a player of Stuart Downing's capability once Three-Nil Down Syndrome had kicked in".

by SERGATRON vs. FernanGOAL October 31, 2012

Sila Nil

A literal goddess. The prettiest and smartest women you’ll ever met. Don’t get on her bad side. She might be emotional but she isnt weak, she’ll kick ur fucking ass. Has the hottest body and VOICE. You’ll fall in love the second you see her but she already has a wife >:|

Woww did you see Sila Nil, Im so jealous….

by baestec March 15, 2022

one-nil

A game that often escalates and quickly gets out of hand where an individual calls out to another and gets his attention for no reason, only to short one-nil at him. This game proceeds with the score increasing the more times the individual achieves this.

Twat: "Hey mate"
Mate: "Oh hiya, how are..."
Twat: "ONE-NIL!"

by GameStarter October 29, 2012

Wally holly nil crookes

Definition: the most beautiful person I have ever seen, she is extremely entertaining (especially when u sit next to her in maths) and never fails to make you laugh. She is the most honest person you will ever meet and you are so thankful to have her in your life. She is the best friend anyone would be extremely luck to have.

Woah that’s wally holly nil crookes she’s extremely awesome at spinning on poles outside food tech!

by Jenny coolio May 14, 2020

Transmittal Nil

1. A transmission of nothingness.

2. An anagram for (Tristan Tillman). Much similar to the popular edgy band otep which is know to be the anagram for (poet).

Comprised of:
Transmittal - The act or process of transmitting; a transmission.

Nil - zero, especially as a score in certain games; nonexsistent.

His life was transmittal nil , it wouldn't be suprising if he was forgotten with time.

by Trustmeimnotadoctor October 17, 2015

Two nil barrier

The act of nullifying a 2 goal deficit in a game of football.

An effect that hinders a team from scoring a third goal in a two nil situation.

See also aids

3-2 win? That's the two nil barrier.

They've scored a second goal, the two nil barrier is in effect.

by AtomicAtom May 30, 2018