Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.

Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023

nikola karev

1. A self identifying Bulgarian terrorist.

2. A Bulgarian terrorist who was a leader and prominent member of the Bulgarian IMRO organisation in the Ottoman Empire.

3. A Yugoslavenskata boxhead Twitter user from Skopje but based in London.

Nikola Karev was such a Bulgarski dumbass

by Vladimir Bozinovski October 15, 2018

Nicolas Maduro

The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.

Nicolas Maduro is such an asshole

by Flaquitarica January 31, 2019

Nikolai Lantsov

Extremely charming, hot and sassy, Nikolai Lantsov (also know as "Sobachka", later " Korol Rezni" ) is the Grand Duke of Udova and the second prince of Ravka. He has multiple personalities and often seen to step up on the rouge privateer, Strumhond's role.

"Nikolai Lantsov carried the Grisha Triology on his back."

"So true the books would be so boring without Nikolai"

by Alexistakenhere May 31, 2021

Nikolai Gogols Thighs

The thighs of Nikolai Gogol, often talked about throughout the Bungo Stray Dogs fandom

“I want to be crushed by Nikolai Gogols Thighs.”
“The author?”
“No, the character from Bungo Stray Dogs.”

by nikolaisphatjuicythighs April 30, 2022

Nikolai Fraiture

The strokes bassist
- so cool
- hot stuff
- nice nice nice

yum yum yum

by STROKES_LOVER June 14, 2004

nikolai fraiture

The most cutest, loveliest, sexiest, best bassist ever from the Strokes, with a daughter called Elysia, born in the summer of 2004. He is 6"2', cuts his own hair, and does not smoke. He is shy and that's what I love. I almost die because of his charm.

"We're pretty much taking all the songs that have worked the best in the past and we're using those and all of the new songs. In the short time that we've got to play them, we're trying to use what ones work the best." - Nikolai Fraiture

by MegguMe July 17, 2006