Nikolaus

The most rude asshole you will ever meet. These creatures act like they are satans offspring. This name probably belongs to the housefly that can't even go through an open door. Don't expect to date a Nikolaus because they are probably a little gay. Aside from all the bad, they choose a mood and can be chill sometimes and the next second they are mad (probably from minecraft or some shi) Sometimes they like to ruin peoples days. Enjoying life? They drop an anvil on your head "Your dog is going to die eventually!" Its always the most random stuff aswell.

"Hey whats your name?"
"Nikolaus"
casually walks away choosing safest option

by hellohibyemerci July 11, 2023

Niklas

Self-proclaimed professional at Juke’s Towers Of Hell but there are individuals who could absolutely sweep him. Game developer and founder of Devki Studios. He also has NO rizz and plays video games for atleast 8 hours a day. He is friends with Stephen and is German. Extremely tiny sword.

Niklas destroyed Stephen in bed(wars)

by Cryolith August 31, 2023

Nikalaus

He is kind, very nice, he is the best friend you could ever have, he loves dragons and is a total need, shy at first but once you get to know him he is super crazy and will never leave your side! He loves animals and would go out of his way to care for any animal.

Have you seen Nikalaus yet today?
No but he's awesome!!

by anonymous February 21, 2025

william niklasson

the most outstanding pilot of all time, he exceeds all qualification

what a smooth landing! yeah, a real William niklasson landing.

by tobius rippness August 30, 2017

Dirty Niklas

Is a man who likes to eat grated cheese from his partner's nipples while other men licking his dirty asshole and a Granny watching him

Niklas: What do you want tonight?
Blanka: I want to do a dirty Niklas …wait I get my grandma hehe.
Niklas: And I get my beloved cheese.

by Achselschlecker321 March 6, 2024

Dirty Nikolaus

When a man come in his mom an then slurf his sperma out with an straw on dried elephant penis while feeding his Ginger cat

Last Night I cought my brother doing a dirty Nikolaus!

by Kiki and en February 23, 2025

doing the Niklas

When an individual initially gives their assent, only to realize—upon subsequent inquiry—that the commitments already inscribed in their schedule render further engagement untenable.

Jan: Might you, by any chance, be so gracious as to escort the Honorable Senator Korn to the stadium on Friday evening?
Niklas: Alas, I must beg your pardon. Monday evening is irrevocably devoted to CrossFit; Tuesday and Wednesday find me engaged in a scientific conference of considerable importance in Meppen. Thursday is reserved for pole dancing in the distinguished company of my CrossFit peers, and on Friday I have resolved—after careful deliberation—to remain in Hamburg instead.
Jan: Are you, once again, performing what is commonly known as “doing the Niklas”?

by Mamos1899 December 14, 2025