Mamos1899's definitions

doing the Niklas

When an individual initially gives their assent, only to realize—upon subsequent inquiry—that the commitments already inscribed in their schedule render further engagement untenable.

Jan: Might you, by any chance, be so gracious as to escort the Honorable Senator Korn to the stadium on Friday evening?
Niklas: Alas, I must beg your pardon. Monday evening is irrevocably devoted to CrossFit; Tuesday and Wednesday find me engaged in a scientific conference of considerable importance in Meppen. Thursday is reserved for pole dancing in the distinguished company of my CrossFit peers, and on Friday I have resolved—after careful deliberation—to remain in Hamburg instead.
Jan: Are you, once again, performing what is commonly known as “doing the Niklas”?

by Mamos1899 December 14, 2025

korn

As a noun usage: Denotes a refined distilled beverage originating from Northern Germany, subject to purity regulations.

As a verb usage: Denotes the act of consuming korn, typically in a communal context.

Niklas: Shall we partake in an evening libation on Monday night, my friend? I possess an 80-year-old whiskey in my abode.

Jan: No, that swill I shan't imbibe, for it is naught but moonshine. Might we not, instead, indulge in some venerable Senator Korn?
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Stephan: The game commences at 15:30 hours this Saturday, hence, let us convene at the embankment for korning at noon!

by Mamos1899 October 10, 2023