waking nightmare

The nightmare that continues when you wake up. Or real-life has become nightmarish.

When Kyle was sent to prison his life became a waking nightmare, he was so pretty.

by bookishbedfellow April 07, 2016

Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.

kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."

by Derik September 21, 2005

The toilets nightmare

Explosive diarrhea

Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.

by Your worse nightmare October 07, 2016

nightmare moon

The evil version of princess luna from mlp

Twilight and princess celestia: luna you have to control yourself or you'll destroy the castle!
Nightmare moon: Luna? I'm nightmare moon! And my only mission is to destroy you!

by Awesomedogie2 January 17, 2021

dry nightmare

The after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. If you sleep naked, it's the same thing except your penis is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.

I had the hottest dream last night, but when I woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because I couldn't get my boxers off my cock.

by Shayfus December 09, 2007

sniper's nightmare

A very, very thin person.

"Look at that Paris Hilton! She's a sniper's nightmare!"

by afei February 13, 2004

Undead Nightmare

A sweet ass addon pack for Red Dead Redemption to be released on Oct. 26th for PS3 and Xbox 360, it features the four horses of the apocalypse, zombie classes, like bruisers, and a L4D like spitter, and... zombie wildlife and you won't believe this, but sasquatch, John Marstons wife as an exorcist like creature, you play as an un-zombiefied Marston who has to find a cure. Get it if you have RDR

Me: Hey man, did you hear Undead Nightmare is out today?
Friend: Really? When we get home, we should buy and download it, then we can save the town of Blackwater from zombies!!
Me: A'ight, lets go!

by Blandsman October 27, 2010