Cam Newton

To steal one's laptop and subsequently toss it out a window.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to Cam Newton your laptop!

by Jbell255 November 10, 2010

Newtons Laws

NEWTONS LAWS
1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight

-Endorsed by:
Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack

Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...

by Chris lambie April 11, 2006

Tig Newton

Kind of like a fig newton but a tig newton. It originated through a conversation between a person from Michigan and one from Massachusetts. It is sometimes used to call someone a name. It can be used tig newton, tig, tigalicious newt, tigalicious def, cotton headed tiggy muggins, tiggy tiggy newt newt and tiggy smalls.

Come get this tig newton. You're a tig. You are tigalicious def. Oh here comes tig.

by The Real Gilligan June 19, 2008

fag newton

A creamy cookie made out of fig paste and gayness.

Person A: Hey bro, check out these Fag Newtons! They're awesome!

Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.

by pewp man November 17, 2015

fig newton

as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"

I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.

by Ryan Comedic INC October 16, 2006

Newton, NJ

Is a small town located in Sussex County, NJ. Its hard to pin point exactly whats going on here. To a casual observe it looks to be a small rural town. On the main street that runs though the "downtown" area is fileld with crack heads, retards, freaks, disfigured perverts, whores, swamp people, saggy titted sluts, and child molesting perverts then any town in the state. The town is going through a perpetual state of closing stores and reopening them as even business. Recently the Newton Theater has re-opened and hailed as the coming of "culture". Little did the locals realize the theater would have washed up losers and no name locals playing on a weekly basis. The areas is void of all culture, good food, and interesting bars/cafes. If for some reason you end up in Newton, NJ your best bet is to be "cool" and go hang out at the local Applebee's where you an witness the lowest form of human scum packing sodium pumped 1/2 price grease specials into their faces. These people all keep the local cardiology and liver specialist busy-- making them filthy rich, so they can live else where (See: Sparta, NJ). Another interesting aspect to the beautiful town is the local Walmart which apparently is doubling as year around three ring circus. Take the whole family to this perpetual freak show and enjoy the notorious 700lb woman with front upper pussy that will blow your mind (See: FUPA).

Newton: the destination for your next family vacation!

Sparta, NJ, Sussex County, Newton, NJ

by Newton4Life October 13, 2011

Fig Newtons

The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.

-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?

-Ya mom! What's there to eat?

-Fig Newtons

-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.

by Barnaby J. July 16, 2008