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Cheeky Nandos

When you finish graft for the day and you meet your crew in town. Yous decided to have a shop around with no intention of buying. You walk around Cex talking shit and cause a ruckus in Sports Direct, until your lad Daz suggests that we go and ''Boss MaccyD's'' and use your expired college ID for an extra cheese burger. Then your leader Hazza. Who's mounted every girl in byker steps in and is like ''Haway man lads, let wi hav a cheeky nandos instead before we gan to the gym for 40 minutes''. So yous all think ''Aye haz lets jog along to the gate then''
''Mate am proper clamming, let wi gan and get a cheeky nandos''

''I m out of job seekers mate, I had to pay me dealer back from the other week''

''Divnt worry mate, we'll gan halfs on it. just pay is back next week''
by GymRapist May 19, 2015
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Nancompoop

A nancompoop is someone who means well but tends to screw things up. Not so much a nincompoop, in that they aren't just screwing up because they are clumsy or stupid. Nancompoops screw up more so that they are oblivious to whats going on and don't really pay attention to what others are doing or how they will feel about things.
-Dude, yesterday Anthony left the tv on all night and i kept waking up.
-He didn't set the timer? What a nancompoop!
by reddeadted October 21, 2010
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nanometer

The distance that light can travel in approximately
3.3 X10^(-18) seconds. It is approximately the same size as ten hydrogen atoms lined up in a row.
The diameter of the average human's hair is about 75,000 nanometers.
by James Ang April 25, 2006
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Nandos baby

Have a very spicey poo after eating Nandos
Look out boys I got to go have a Nandos baby
by GinjaNinja72 September 15, 2018
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Dirty Nando

The act of dressing a male as a female and then having but sex with them while they are covered in mayonnaise.
He was dicking me down raw and then he pulled the Dirty Nando.
by dis_aaron024 July 11, 2021
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Nereid Nanometer Water Doctor Energy Cup

Nereid Nanometer Water Doctor Energy cup at NereidWaterCup.Com, a patented micro-electrolysis Weakly alkaline water cup invented by the Dr. Yang Qibiao in 2007, a renown expert in functional water and health care, uses the latest aerospace technology and is the integration of the high-energy chemical and biological ceramics, cold water porcelain, and special rare-earth materials in a simulated space high temperature. The contact with water is able to add the tap water, purified water, mineral water, groundwater and so on of non-functional macromolecular into the health water of super-strong physiological function, and plays a stronger role in preventing and combating cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, diabetes, gout, constipation, high blood lipid, hypertension, osteoporosis, calculus and so on. As long as one drinks cups of energy water every day, it will be much easier to prevent, control and act as adjuvant therapy for various diseases, esp. cancer and heart diseases.
The world famous Japanese MD made a blood test upon 100 cancer patients, and the results reveal that the blood of all the 100 cancerous people are in acidification. In other words, all cancer patients are of acid constitution. A numerous scientific studies have been conducted to prove that the aging process is actually the process of acidification. He also claimed that "the acidification of human body is the roots of all diseases."

· What if you're of acid constitution?

If the human body becomes acidic, the function of the human cells weakens, the waste is not easy to educe. The burden of liver and kidney increases and the metabolism becomes sluggish. The function of various organs weakens and thus people are vulnerable to diseases. Those who are of absolutely of acid constitution get tired easily and the aging process accelerates. If a person's body becomes utterly acid, he will never survive two days, because If the sepsis and uremia caused by acidification will leave him dead.

The Nereid Nano Water Doctor Energy cup has been sweeping over the whole China and Asian since 2007 and it has been proved to be able to turn ordinary water into health water within minute and applicable to any water quality in any area worldwide.It has the following main features:

1.Small cluster structures water:great seepage force, canimprove microcirculation and promote metabolism.
2.Strong dissolving power, oil-soluble, easily absorbed.
3.Weak adsorption capacity in between water molecules, able to maintain high-efficiency energy, activate cells and the liveness of ferment.
4.High in oxygen: can activate cells, enhancing immune function, the water closest to human body.
5.Weakly alkaline: can neutralize the acidosis, regulate the degree of acid-base balance within.
6.Negative potential, able to clean the surplus free radicals, improve the ability of human bodies' anti-oxide and retard the aging process.
7.Containing a large amount of essential minerals and trace elements within the human body.
For example, the Nereid Nanometer Water Doctor Energy Cup also suits the all-round health of different age groups. For the aged, it's able to alleviate suffering and enhance stimulative rehabilitation.
For the women, it's able to eliminate toxin, beautify skin, delay ageing and balance oil secretion. For the men, it's able to alleviate fatigue, develop resilience, eliminate the poisonous effects of smoking, drinking and drugging, and protect the liver and lung.
The kids: boost the alkalization of cerebral cortex of Children, improve intelligence, and the mineral ions contained could enhance the build-up of the bones.
by openyourhearter April 20, 2009
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Cheeky Nandos

You are on the train with your mates on your way to the nearest city to go shopping. Then Joe, one of your mates, suggests that you should go to McDonalds. But then Nick, a proper ledge, like everything he says is pure banter, suggests "Why don't we all go for a cheeky nandos". And everyone is like "Woah this guy is an absolute ledge". Yeah everything he says is an absolute smasher. Then you all you out for cheeky nandos.
Joe
- Maybe we should go to McDonalds.

Nick
- Why don't we all go for a cheeky nandos.

Group
"Woah, this guy is an absolute ledge."
by HAHAHAHAHHAHidiot April 9, 2016
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