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Mutsa

MUTSA is an african name for 'Mercy' short from Mutsawashe which means 'Merciful Lord'. Or just named Mutsa.
Mutsa's are sweet, sexy, beautiful, irresistible, have an amazing sense of humour, and always find themselves trapped with a lot of male attention.
Not the cleverest in books (book smart), but they are clever in some ways which makes it harder for them to come across so people understand them. They are surely the greatest performers in the bedroom, otherwise could be known as 'freaks'.
Mutsa's come across as having low confidence and not as brave, which is true, that is why Mutsa's like attention and compliments because without the attention they have very low confidence in themselves.
girlfriend: "Hey honey, what you doing?"
boyfriend: "Nothing just with the guys tonight"
*
boys' friend: "I don't know why you with her, she's no Mutsa"
boyfriend: "I know but i do like her, but i do sometimes wish she was a Mutsa, damnn they girls is sexy as hellll!"
boy's friend: "Init, like they got it all, head to toe, inside and out.... yea but your girl aint too bad i guess"
by jellytott August 21, 2010
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MTTS

Musical Theatre Tourette's Syndrome.
(a.k.a. Musical Theater Tourette's Syndrome)

The act of randomly breaking into song (or song and dance) during conversation; most commonly seen in musical theatre actors.
An outbreak of MTTS is often followed by numerous actors in earshot joining in, making MTTS the only contagious neurological disorder known to exist. MTTS is also believed to have the fastest transmission rate of any known contagion, know to infect an entire room within half a measure.

Often, actors are falsely diagnosed with MTTS because they are really only: a) showing off their knowledge of musical theatre, b) secretly auditioning for any directors that may be in the room, c) drunk, d) just generally annoying and are living up to their reputation.

However, many scientists have concluded that; for non-musical theatre people (a.k.a. normal people), there is no such thing as a falsely diagnosed actor and hence all musical theatre actors are inflicted with MTTS, regardless of their intentions.

The most common side effect of MTTS is being asked to leave a restaurant.

Other reported, but unconfirmed, side effects are: a.) being told to shut up b.) being the target of food thrown from across the room/restaurant c.) having people roll their eyes at them d.) never being invited to parties e.) being expelled from the "cool people table" f.) never being cast in another show.

In extreme cases it has been reported that actors inflicted with MTTS have actually been "de-cast" from a show, even during the run of the show.

There are no known treatments for MTTS.
by David1112 (Seattle Slew) September 19, 2012
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Mutt's nuts

Indicates an item of quality.

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Web services are the mutt's nuts
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muttball

a name to call someone, usually as a put down. Used along the same lines as whomp
Can also be used in place of a cussword like shoot or crap
1. Shut up and eat your green beans you stupid muttball.
2. Stop pooping your pants, you're acting like a muttball.
3. Ah MUTTBALL, I just locked my keys in my car!!
by KristinD May 17, 2006
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Mutsy the Bearslayer

Mutsy is a man who is 100% Greek.
ME: Let's sacrifice 50 Greek virgins for Mutsy!

Mutsy the Bearslayer: They need not be virgins!
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Mittstorm

Did you see that debate? What a Mittstorm!
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