muttin

turnt or killing a dance

you seen devin dance video ?
yes he was muttin !!

by devinlevell May 1, 2019

fish mitten

See snatch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady's front bottom (vulg)

A fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.

by Donkey Kong September 16, 2004

mutted

to have sex with many men at once; aka gang banged

if your ho only know that she was getting fucked on the seventh floor, if that bitch only knew that she was getting mutted by the whole crew.

7th Floor Crew

by j shox September 2, 2008

Mittens Romney

An alien from the planet Purrrfetion. Came to Earth possing as a human child in mexico. Mittens was now Mitt Romney. There was one plan for Mitt, to take over the world so that his people can enslave humanity.

Skip to 2012

Mitt is running a campain to become president of the united states. He takes money from billionaires and promises to let them rape and plunder the country if he wins. Little do they know, but right now behind the moon is an army of cat people ships ready to enslave us all. Will we be Enslaved, or will we unite with our leader President Obama?

"Hey, I heard that Mitt Romney's Real name is Mittens Romney!"
"Really, How funny. Do you think he keeps a giant ball of yarn next to his bed?"

by Pro-Human-anti Mittens October 16, 2012

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005

mutton lamb ratio

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).

dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse

by gwbert November 16, 2014

moisture-seeking mutton missile

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003