musted

When a girl ejects vaginal lubricant when turned on.

I went to see Magic Mike XXL and totally musted myself

by Weird Matty April 16, 2017

messed

A scenario or sitation, your own or otherwise which is undesirable or unexpected.

Man, you having to work the long weekend, thats MESSED.

by Jephrey May 31, 2006

hitler missed one

Something you'd say if someone pissed you off, and if you know that that someone has jewish heritage.

ANGRY JEW : "*screaming and whining, then leaving"
SOMEONE : "....Hitler missed one."

by Dave February 9, 2004

messed up

to be in a state of mess

That shit is messed up, yo!

by Andres October 25, 2004

messed up royally

To screw up really badly. As in a way that makes regular mess-up's look like peasants in comparison to the royal proportions of this particular mess-up.

Bro: how was your date last night?
King: Yeah, the date was going fine until I got in my car to leave and messed up royally.
Bro: what happened?
King: Well, I backed over her cat in the driveway... and then made a joke about it.
Bro: whatever, cats suck.

by Moe Cyslac November 28, 2013

Musedelia

A state of mind similar to psychedelia, but instead of being created by drugs, it is simply made by intensely listening to amazing music.

I think I entered a state of musedelia when listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers the other day, those dudes just amaze me. When I listen to them, my mind is blank and the only thing entering it is the music.

by --> Your Lover. April 21, 2008

Mussels

A species of mollusk especially favored by marine ecology instructors at state colleges

Our teacher was completely in love with the mussels she protected when she was a park ranger

by TESC232 March 19, 2008