Murray County haircut

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.

John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on

Chris: Why?

John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut

by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011

Murray Doust

The man of incredible talents who woes the women with a flick of the hair and a cheeky smile.

Look at the women when they see Murray Doust walking down the street. They now need him to Doust their fire.

by Bendraft May 15, 2019

murray middle school

School with 15 pregnant girls and 207 drag queens. They needed to fund a daycare. The teachers sell pot to kids, and an autistic kid threw a chair at a computer when he failed iReady.

Dang, that school has more sluts than Murray Middle School.

by MattO1125 May 11, 2017

murray the talking daemonic skull

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.

murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???

by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003

Murray's Law

Murray's Law states that everybody is happier when they are receiving sex on a somewhat regular basis. Food tastes better, work is easier, etc. when people are getting sex on at least a somewhat regular basis. Murray's Law can apply to people in relationships or people not in relationships.

Joe: Why has John been so happy lately?

Dave: He's been getting some every night this week. Murray's Law, dude.

by jimmyjohn18 April 23, 2011

murray hill

Neighborhood in mid-town NYC, on the east-side in the 30s near the Emprie State Bldg. Named for a hill that used to stand on the Murray's farm, way back when the northern boundary of NYC was Wall Street. The hill has long-since been bulldozed and cemented over.

"Dahling, walking with you is soooo grand in Murray Hill."

by myron greenpoint August 26, 2006

Murray Walker

Legendary British Formula One commentator. Active from 1978 to 2001, he narrated several stars of the sport, including Niki Lauda, Nelson Piquet, Alain Prost, Ayrton Senna, Nigel Mansell, Michael Schumacher, Damon Hill and Mika Hakkinen.

"1 light, 2 lights, 3 lights, 4 lights, 5 lights... AND IT'S GO GO GO GO!" famous narration from Murray Walker

by Ricciardo3f1 April 30, 2020