Murphy's Law

When you are just fated to get humiliated,when it is not your fault

Your name gets called out in the School's Auditorium.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.

by Whitteaker17 December 10, 2016

Murphy's Law

the law in nature that makes the B's prone to seeing Ken everywhere we go. Ken is everywhere and we always run into him at horrible times. B usually runs away screaming "MURPHYS LAW!!"

-aka- Ken's Law

after a long hard workout, who do we see?? but ken walking to his sweet car

-Murphy's Law

by Bitch December 7, 2004

murphy's law

the worst always occurs at the most inopportune time

I got in a car wreck and just like murphy's law said I also lost my job.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

murphy's law

murphys law has many variations, including, "the reason why a day goes bad: (insert original murphy's law here) and then you hit chem class with people that yell at you for helping because they dont understand other people asked that person for help, and then you leave the class and continue to encounter other ridiculous absurdities, similar to symetrically shaped objects, where one side is specifically labeled -this side up- because sillyness is at work in the word ridiculing all that is sane and good "

Mr.brian bills: chemistry student and day experiencer: who also gallantly feels the need to apologize when he has a bad day

by the all knowing one January 7, 2005

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

murphy's law

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.

"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"

by Murphy September 10, 2003

Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.

Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.

by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018