Murph Syndrome is an example of a naturally occurring deficiency in self-confidence. It is characterised by a total failure to convert opportunities that present themselves to you. The only cure is encouragement from friends, and even then sufferers will never attain the levels of conversion achieved by non-sufferers. Sufferers can experience outbreaks of the syndrome in numerous spheres - however it most commonly occurs when propositioning the opposite sex. Murph syndrome sufferers are often outwardly confident, some even arrogant, however sufferers lose this in the heat of the moment.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods