Jewish Muffdiving

when a man uses his tongue to pleasure a hairy jewish womans snatch.

My mouth was full of pubic hair after a long hard night of Jewish Muffdiving your mother.

by charizard May 2, 2006

muffdiveology

The study of muff diving (aka carpet munching, eating pussy).

T-bone took Muffdiveology, a 4 credit class at the porn school.

by jujijime December 14, 2008

muffasaurus

The codename for the female genitalia

check out that muffasaurus!!!
Whoa! Watch out for that muffasaurus!

by B-NUTT February 17, 2008

Mufftard

Someone who speaks, but is difficult to understand. Then when you realize what they said, you realize it was stupid.

Ja'Quan: What did Harry just say?

Tom: I don't know, Harry is the epitome of a mufftard.

by P_$_C October 3, 2011

Muffdust

The explosive powdery substance that explodes into the air from an extremely dry vaginal cavity during sexual contact. For some girls (mostly those found at raves) who strongly believe they are unicorns; this may contain glitter

I was hittin it and I heard her moan but when I looked down all I saw was a cloud of muffdust. Shoulda had a respirator on

by UhLay November 15, 2018

Mufftab

Otherwise known as clitoris

"Olympic Mufftab Diving"

by Annie :) April 16, 2003

Muffian

A fat loser living with his parents.

GUY1> Muffian is in his basement playing Tibia.
GUY2> haha what a loser that game is worse than WoW!

by jagsph April 13, 2010