mudslide yodeler

When performing sex, one of the partners proceeds to spread the others ass cheeks, spreads apart the sphincter, puts his or her mouth on the opening, and yells as loudly as possible into the orifice.

I got excited pulled her ass wide open and screamed, thus I yodeled her mudslide.

by Alex Winston April 20, 2005

Portuguese mudslide

1. n. An act in which a man squats over the face of another and rests his testicles on the eyes of said person who is lying on his or her back. He then takes a loose dump down the throat of the other, whose mouth is agape.

2. n. A large amount of wet dirt tumbling down a hill or mountain in Portugal.

My girlfriend and I were caught in a small village after a Portuguese mudslide, and she asked me to give her a Portuguese mudslide.

by Ronald Peperoni October 22, 2009

Norwegian mudslide

-pooping under a door

-pooping in someones cargo pants pocket without them knowing.

Those jerks in room 201 shouldn't have called security for us being loud ... I'm gonna lay on my side and give'm a norwegian mudslide

by DaEdge July 03, 2014

Tandem Mudslide

This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.

Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas

"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"

"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"

by gangster_hops October 14, 2009

Mudslide Titties

A woman who has saggy breasts. They kind of look like they're running away from her chest. Only applies to tan or dark women, light skinned women's saggy breasts would be referred to as "avalanche titties."

Damn, that bitch's mudslide titties are almost dragging on the ground!

by Rick-Dawg June 19, 2009

California Mudslide

Its when you are prairie doggin it and you are about 98% sure that its diarrhea.

I was cali mudslidin' like a beast for an hour yesterday and had to go home early from work.

Damn bro- I've never had a California Mudslide happen to me at work, but it did happen one time in an elevator.

by Chaz V November 29, 2011

Polish Mudslide

When you put a trash bag on the bed, shit on it, then have sex on it.

Honey, what's wrong?
Ugh, I ate the lamb, there's gonna be a polish mudslide tonight!

by Unicorn Fart March 02, 2012