Prussian Mudflap

During the immense stresses of coitus when a shart, or worse a bout of diarrhea, emerges from the asshole and dribbles delicately down the rear of the scrotom.

Yo, it's never a good idea to have Taco Bell before sex- it can lead to a Prussian Mudflap.

by Beatmeatyeet7 August 10, 2017

self mutilation

it helps to make people take the pain out that they keep within themselves.
those who feel numb to held emotional pain need to feel something. cutting feels better than all emotional pain.

'It's hard to stay between the lines of skin
Just coz I have nerves, don't mean that I can feel
I wasn't very much fun to be with anyway
Just let the blood run red cuz i cant feel'
-scissors

by lilcuz December 5, 2004

mudflap

The result of way too much anal sex - the anus is so stretched out that when it returns to its 'not being penetrated' state, the extra skin forms a flap over the anus.

Since anal is so huge in porn, most pornstars have mudflaps.

by Stegosaurus Rex July 4, 2005

Montreal Mudflap

It is when a guy fucks a girl in the ass after she's just taken a shit. He gets feces on his genitals and continues to slap his shitty balls against her while he slams her.

While staying at the Omni Hotel in Montreal, Juanita received a Montreal Mudflap and had to clean the shit off her coochie.

by Juanita Gomez June 6, 2009

Mudblanket

When you feel really REALLY guilty about something that just happened and got caught red handed, or of a really strong memory old or new that brings negatively strong emotions. Also a devastating felling of embarrassment that you can't shake off. to look real stupid in public. The heavy and tingling feeling you get on your body (-.-)

After I was caught talking behind Rupert's back I was wearin' a real heavy {mudblanket} the whole day 'till I got fired!

=The heavy and tingling feeling you get on your body the second after the embarrassing incident

by STATS cheeeeeeese !! June 18, 2011

mudflap hero

A sweet mullet and the ability to look sweet while wearing it.

I thought about cutting my hair into a mullet but I am no mudflap hero.

by Post rosaries October 19, 2017

mudflatters

A slang term for the United States residents who live in flood-prone areas along the Gulf of Mexico.

After the hurricane, the mudflatters severely depleted the inventory of the local building supply stores.

by Everyonehasadream August 27, 2019