Muerto

Cuban slang for one who lacks skill and ability. Often characterized by someone who believes they are good at something, but is not.

We won the kickball championship despite the fact that we had a tremendo muerto on our team; He refused to listen, bunt, and did not know what "take a pitch" meant.

by Estandard December 7, 2010

muter

Someone who is capable of talking but always seems to choose not to.

Look at that guy in the corner, what a muter.

by Makutu August 30, 2005

Meber

Meber is the contrary of Veteran. Meber is the same as member, just without the 'm'. It orginally came out of the tribalwar.com forums.

stfu, meber

by Gert Jan January 21, 2009

Puñeta del Muerte

(pooh-nyeh-tah del mhwair-tey)
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.

Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!

* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation

by Collinseent April 1, 2009

mujeriego

a promiscuous lying man

"is that Junot kissing that chick? i thought he was with Ana."

"probably still is, that mujeriego!"

by pegaita April 4, 2013

mubera

a beautiful and amazing women with many qualities that anyone would be lucky to ever get a chance with. it is the most wonderful thing a human being could ever be or see or touch and if lucky they will be visited by you on early mornings in close corners. it will regret ever having you as a friend because your betrayed her with the only one shes ever love and therefore you suck and a mubera rules. if mubera says this...you do it...if mubera says that...then you better fucking do that. a mubera is the best thing thats ever happened to man kind. a true and glorios fantasmic ellegence of womenliness that no one will get come across from. the most ellegant women a man will ever touch on three men have had the greatest opportunity to touch but do what she says. be what she wants ans then maybe youll be as lucky to be the 4th to please her. come on boys with LAX pinnnys show me what you got ;) and those basketball boys, hollah at your girl...fuck man im high

the most beaitusl this is a mubera

by highmynameismaryjanebitch July 11, 2010

mUberist

A neologism for a motorist who takes rides with the Uber app. Same as an Uber driver.

-What do you do for a living?
-I'm a successful neurosurgeon, and a mUberist on my spare time.

by capmo October 21, 2016