moses (noun):
the act of not ejaculating at all for 40 days and 40 nights straight. Just like moses and the israelites when they wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.
the act of not ejaculating at all for 40 days and 40 nights straight. Just like moses and the israelites when they wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.
Hey, i'm going away to summer camp for a while, i think i'm going to try and pull a moses while i'm gone.
by The Grumpy Blumpkin September 11, 2010
Get the Mosesmug. An Amount. When typing with T9word on a cellphone, if you forget what word you were trying to say, most or more, and mess up, you get mose.
ie: Something Ari does more than sean
ie: Something Ari does more than sean
by Aarifckkinelle August 18, 2009
Get the Mosemug. when one takes a poop so long and dense, that when the individual flushes the toilet, it does not go down but stays level on the surface. which creates a type of " poop walkway" above the recepticle. this would simulate moses' parting of the red sea.
by mitch89 August 23, 2009
Get the a mosesmug. A code word for a tampon. Created at a summer camp out of sheer randomness. After all, Moses parted the red sea.
by Harvey Jonathon Havok October 4, 2009
Get the Mosesmug. One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.
"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"
by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012
Get the Malcom Mosesmug. The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.
My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!
by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019
Get the Reverse Mosesmug. "No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."
or
"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"
or
"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"
by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011
Get the Mexican Mosesmug.