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Moses

moses (noun):

the act of not ejaculating at all for 40 days and 40 nights straight. Just like moses and the israelites when they wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.
Hey, i'm going away to summer camp for a while, i think i'm going to try and pull a moses while i'm gone.
by The Grumpy Blumpkin September 11, 2010
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Mose

An Amount. When typing with T9word on a cellphone, if you forget what word you were trying to say, most or more, and mess up, you get mose.

ie: Something Ari does more than sean
Ari loves Sean mose.
by Aarifckkinelle August 18, 2009
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a moses

when one takes a poop so long and dense, that when the individual flushes the toilet, it does not go down but stays level on the surface. which creates a type of " poop walkway" above the recepticle. this would simulate moses' parting of the red sea.
baby, come look at this. i just pooped a moses.
by mitch89 August 23, 2009
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Moses

A code word for a tampon. Created at a summer camp out of sheer randomness. After all, Moses parted the red sea.
"I need a Moses, it's that time of the month again!"
by Harvey Jonathon Havok October 4, 2009
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Malcom Moses

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.
"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"
by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012
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Reverse Moses

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.
My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!
by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019
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Mexican Moses

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.
"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"
by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011
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