Bull Moosin'

When sex drive and testosterone levels are so high you feel like you can take the world on in a bare knuckle fist fight.

Or

The over powering urge to destroy some sweet poon.

Bro I was Bull Moosin' so bad today at work! Lesley looked so fine I just wanted to dick her down longdick style.

by Brofessor Gainz March 10, 2016

mooning

The act of spending time obsessing over something or someone. Like a crazy person, covering their walls with pictures of this other person, or constantly going on about him/it/her, so much so that the slightest reference to this object person drives everybody else crazy.

Dan: "Where is Jim?"
Mike: "Mooning over his ferrari collection."
Dane: "Again?!"
Mike : *nods sadly*

by Mytola August 6, 2006

mass mooning

Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.

Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.

by jeffbo July 13, 2009

mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

moofing

Someone who's working but is Mobile and Out of OFfice is said to be Moofing. Typically to get a more done more effiently.

I'll be MOOFING tomorrow, but you can get me on my mobile.

by wingsurfer December 28, 2007

Mousing

The act of taking a tampon, soaking it in vodka and inserting it into one's vagina to become drunk.

Yo- Cindy's pretty damn drunk, but I didn't see her put one drink down yet?

Yeah, she's on a diet, so she's been mousing Smirnoff all night!

Oh yeah, instead of down the hatch, it's up the snatch right?

by Dougdoug22 November 14, 2011

mooning

mooning is when guys drive around in a car with their boy-buns showing out the window.

A bunch of us cadets are going to drive around campus mooning and showing our boners for Halloween!

by eda-skip October 20, 2021