Mousing

The act of taking a tampon, soaking it in vodka and inserting it into one's vagina to become drunk.

Yo- Cindy's pretty damn drunk, but I didn't see her put one drink down yet?

Yeah, she's on a diet, so she's been mousing Smirnoff all night!

Oh yeah, instead of down the hatch, it's up the snatch right?

by Dougdoug22 November 14, 2011